We have reached the future!!!

The future has been here for many years, but this is way beyond what anyone thought. Apparently Entertainment Weekly is now releasing video commercials on their magazine... wait let me capture that really quickly... VIDEO COMMERCIALS ON PAPER!!! Truly amazing if you ask me. This will hit the Los Angeles and New York publications and the video will be a Pepsi commercial. This special paper will be able to play up to 40 minutes of video.

This is true innovation!!! Now I just wonder if it will come with a small speaker or something. Imagine soon newspapers will become obsolete because all you have to do is pick up a piece of paper or a few papers and watch a small video for each section of news!!! Soon all this that our parents grew up with will become obsolete. The day is coming, and I can't wait!!!

Nothing can beat internet speed!!!

Well yes something can beat the internet. What is it you may ask, well its... pigeons!!! Well an IP company in Africa wanted to show how slow their internet is, so they strapped a pigeon with 4 gigs of memory to fly 60 miles. They also uploaded a 4 gig file with their internet connection. Long story short... by the time the pigeon finished its trip... the uploaded 4% of its file.

I SWEAR I'M NOT A NERD!!!1!!!1!

Have you ever had a friend that had a nerdy name like Bob, Larry, or Mr. John Jakenson? Well, for get all those names and check this out!!! There is a man in Norway who changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. Each part of his name represents a different movie. I would never change my name to this or something similair because first of all it doesn't pwn, and that name is for n00bs... Yeah, this was the Boulevard Knight, I'm signing out now...

ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND!!!

Well, it's 179,997 to be exact. Thats alot, for just about anything (except college money, that ain't gonna cut it), but for what is it for? It is actually the number of complaints for an episode of Family Guy. How is this possible, well apparently the March 8, 2009 episode of Family Guy angered many people because of its quote "gay orgies, bestiary, and babies eating sperm". Yeah... I rather pass that episode, but still, ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND!!!

Oh my gosh... shiny music player...

Oh my gosh, its here, iTunes 9!!! The most badass music player up to date (I've only been using it for like 5 minutes though). I have been enjoying the new look so far, and it looks kinda shiny.
The iTunes store looks more organized and clean, and there are animations in it.
There isn't much change on the album artwork viewer, but it still looks awesome (by the way, RedCloud is a dope rapper!!!) I still like the look of this.
This is a picture from the iTunes store. The 30 second preview looks like the iPhone/iPod touch 30 second preview button, but it still looks badass.

Even the timebar looks more clean and badass (for the record, my blog name comes from this song).

Another one follows the dust.

So Sony released their new motion controller that is kinda lime a next generation Eye toy. It uses a camera motion sensor that looks for a unique color in the multi color world we live in. Unlike the original Eye toy, you will have to use a unique controller for this attachment to the Playstation 3.

No tweet for you!!! Suckas...

As Twitter gets more popular every second, it seems like it is an unstoppable force until... it gets a metal door slammed in their face by... the Government *gasp*. Apparently it tried to trademark their phrase "tweet", but it failed because other sites use this term. The only way that they can trademark this term is if these other sites somehow disappear *pulls out sniper rifle*. Personally since I don't get the point of Twitter, I kinda laugh at this, but some people actually care about Twitter I'll pretend to sound sympathetic.

So yeah... Disney... and Marvel...

As much as I will deny/admit that I like marvel stuff, but I think that the buyout deal of 4 BILLION dollars for Marvel will pretty much kill it. Especially since Disney is all about good family fun and subliminal messages, it will definitely kill the badassness that Marvel is. I personally don't like this idea because it will kill everything Marvel is.